Friday, September 9, 2011

Captains Log- Day 1

So... hi.
If you're actually reading my blog, I'm sorry. If you're my mom or husband or someone expecting something important from this blog- again, I am sorry.

I'm blogging because I am bored and need another project. The lame garage sale "project" has been done and over with for about 3 weeks. 

My hopes for this blog are as follows:
1- You will be informed (of what, I don't know)
2- You will think I am a super intelligent being sent from the planet Smartsoplexy
3- You will like me
4- You will like me so much that you buy/make me cookies

My fears for this blog are as follows:
1-You will hate me
2- You will think I am nearly retarded, and wonder how a being with the intelligence of a starfish managed to type..or start a blog
3- You will think I'm an arrogant person who is so full of herself that she feels her thoughts are meant to be read by the mass community.
4- Number three is correct
5- You will think that I'm fat.

I have nothing more to share at this time.
I need to get dressed.

Peace out.